Beaumont/ Port Arthur

$3900 Mini Farm / Ranch Tyler County (Colmesneil)

http://beaumont.craigslist.org/reo/3560542392.html 

This is actually 13.3 acres at $3900 per acre, which comes out to $5890e93.44444441/2.  But it says mini farm, and I want to see all the tiny animals.  So I'll say it's cheap.

 

$10000 / 1200ft² - 30 X 40 Metal Building and .8 acre of land (Silsbee)

http://beaumont.craigslist.org/reo/3568977128.html

I was debating on whether I should place the link on the title of the ad.  I shouldn't.

 

$11500 / 3br - 1217ft² - Investor Opportunity (Houston)

http://galveston.craigslist.org/reo/3598839435.html

Normally I won't post ads like this.  But this one kind of looks like a creepy murder house, and I think that you should know that it is out there... waiting... FOR INVESTORS!!!!!... great for a family or whatever.  Call Mike.

 

$20000 2bd/1ba house for sale on River!! Needs some work!! $20,000 OBO (Colmesneil,Tx)

http://beaumont.craigslist.org/reo/3562868813.html

$29900 / 3br - (Owner Finance)-2036 Gulfway Dr, (Port Arthur 77640)

http://beaumont.craigslist.org/reo/3600010923.html

$30000 / 2br - PRICE REDUCED TO SELL!! NOW 30,000 (Port Arthur Texas)

 http://beaumont.craigslist.org/reo/3514811591.html

You can buy drunk house.  Drunk house is drunk.

 

$30000 / 2br - 1000ft² - Handyman Special - Investment Opportunity (Vidor)

http://beaumont.craigslist.org/reo/3605108301.html 

I'm pretty sure that when ads say "investment opportunity" it means that you wouldn't want to live there, but if you're shitty enough, you might let someone else.

 

$31700 / 2br - 700ft² - CUTE HOUSE BAYOU WATERFRONT (ORANGE/COVE)

 http://beaumont.craigslist.org/reo/3614248118.html

There is a whole bayou full of catfish behind this house; which reminds me: if catfish were insects they would be cockroaches.  Sorry people that like to eat catfish, but it's true.

 

$37500 / 3br - Family Home. Price Negotiable. (Groves, Texas. )

 http://beaumont.craigslist.org/reo/3571706149.html

Comes with a bunch of kid shit in front yard.  And kids.  Doris, I'm leaving.

 

$37900 / 4br - 1357ft² - GREAT SINGLE STORY, FINANCING AVAILABLE (PORT ARTHUR, TX )

 http://beaumont.craigslist.org/reo/3498224199.html

 

$37900 / 4br - 1357ft² - 6116 WILLOW AVE (PORT ARTHUR)

http://beaumont.craigslist.org/reo/3502388074.html

 

$42000 / 3br - 2138ft² - Beautiful Brick Home (Rockdale)

http://beaumont.craigslist.org/reo/3591014224.html

I looked it up on Google maps.  It does look nice (whichever one it is).

 

$47000 / 3br - 1848ft² - Nice home - Easy flip (Spring, TX)

http://beaumont.craigslist.org/reo/3532914916.html

Time to hit the gym, take some Stacker 2's, and flip this house!  Because the floor is shit, and it would look better as a ceiling.

 

$50000 / 1500ft² - Buildings with Property (Hamshire, TX 77622)

http://beaumont.craigslist.org/reo/3487571664.html